Best Ever

sneezy like sunday morning...

am i getting so picky with women that i don't think i could be with a half sneezer? the ones that don't do the "choo" when they sneeze?

i'm fucked.

scoot the boot

let it be known that i eugene the poogene, think scooting on my fireball vespa is fun but am not too concerned with the security of it. i like bicycling better and scooting kinda stresses me out. if it gets stolen or whatever, i'm fine with it and it probably will save my life...

yay!

roman and sandy are engaged!

so i cooked them a din din...