mother's little helper...

weekend update...

i am really tired now, butt wanted to share with you a story about this weekend.

saturday night i went to dinner with babs and porkchop and polly and jonny. great dinner with chiken fajitos. i ate a serioud buttload of food. later on i went to go meet a friend who was going to stay over with me that night...

so everything is fine and dandy and then the next morning i make my power smoothie with protein powder, flax, and oatmeal. i smoke a cigarette and bang! i need to explode, i politely ask me guest if i can do my duties before she takes a shower. sooo... i take this crazy crap with thin little strips that pretty much cover the entire throat of the toilet and rises above the water. crazy... anushow, i knew my toilet was in no shape to flush the toilet butt since she was waiting what else could i do butt try. i flushed and nothing went down and the water levels rose... i freaked out, butt the murky water didn't overflow. panicking more, i looked for the plunger butt didn't have one, so making an executive decision to not make her think i take disgusting ass poo's, i had to stick my hand in the toilet and scoop the shit out.

that's it.

i was supposed to work on my apartment this weekend butt couldn't cuz i had guests. nicki and prudence came over later and slept over. i drank some coke and took some mother's little helpers and then couldn't really walk.

i just took another half u loid so i'm really sleepy now.

more later. one of my fancy underwears i bought is way too tight. tb is cute butt from a sorority and is mad young.

listoelpollo is fun. butt i don't know what i'm going to do. we can barely communicate.

do i need to brush my teeth and wash my face tonight?

no pics today. i'm beat.

g'night!

poo!