hello pubic bones!my first entry since being back from taipei. i'm going to write more about that later, but i need to clever it up. right now it just reads straight and dry so i'll get back to that, butt last night was a nice night in new yawk city!
ummm... sorry. me mind has been a bit befuddled as my sleeping schedule is all over the place due to the 18 hour flight from taiwanese. that and the fact that i polluted my braing with too much gas last night...
anushow, after work last night i wents to the gym for the second time that day to get my abs and stretch on. i was gunna do the boxing class, butt i had a schedule. i ran into jenk first on the treadmill and she was all like- umm... dude? i'm like on the stairmaster pro 6000- can you please get away from me and not bother me.
at first it was like the world was falling on top of me. i could barely breathe. my hot pants were getting tighter and i felt very faint.... i walked with my tail between my legs to the stretching area thinking, sheeeyat. i musta did something to upset her. i don't uhmemba what would have upset her so bad that she wouldn't ever wanna talk to me again, so i tried to figure it out as i exhaled the last bit of breath flexing my upper transversus abdominus to maximize the total effect on my six pack. i also came to the gym and pungot a workout shirt. i went down to the crunch area and looked at what they had 18 bux for a tank top that said crunch in big ass letters. no thank you... (how am i going to afford 90 dollar versace underwear if i buy their crap?) they got 5 packs of tanx at kmart for 12 bucks. tanx anusways!!! i went to kmart to get the 5 pack. cheap butt they were hanes and they were a bit scratchy. i'm a fruit of the looms guy, hanes had a bit more of a gay cut and were scratchy. i like froot of the looms better. i dunno. i'll give these more of a shot and let you guys know....
omigosh! it's like the first poogene cliffhanger... does he like hanes or fotl? stay tuned! i can see why my friends who watch lost get all heated up now!
as i finished up my abs bit and started stretching she came over to me to say what's up and how you doing... so in about 6 minutes, (maybe 12 minutes since it was after my bbitw 7 minute abs workout, (ahem)) in about 12 short minutes i created a whole scenario in me head that was just because she was working out and was almost finished.
it is not easy on the mind being a freak. i tell you wut.
anushow i left.
saw gretchen and joseph at la mama where they were preparing for the opening night gala of the 45th anniversary season opening with sam shepard's tooth of crime. stayed for like 10 minutes, then had to rush off to dinner with brigitte who is arguably the prettiest girl i've ever kissed. she moved back from turkey/london. was in a movie and a soap opera, fell in love
with a brit, missed new york, and moved back. we had dinner at esperanto which is one of my local faves in my nabe, butt honestly... i don't know why. atmosphere- yes, music- yes, fun staff- yes, tuna ceviche- yes, butt everything else on the menu... i dunno. i have no problem with service, maybe cuz i'm friends with them butt the food is turning south. i wanna love that place and i love them and the whole crew there butt we need to work on the menu i think. i realize that link is four years old, but they can redo the menu. and i love them and i'm saying this... butt as long as they got the crowds packing it in every night. they probably don't need to i guess anushow, it's fun hanging out with brigitte if only just to look at her face butt on top of that she's smart and sweet as well... i'm glad your back brigitte.butt then i had to cut dinner short, rush to the theater to conflatulate artie and carey in the opening of tooth of crime gala party, so brigitte and i went there for like 10 minutes to say hi to everyone. i saw mickie and momo for the first time in like a month so that was good to. didn't see artie, but who cares. people saw me with brigitte which is always good. gave her some loopies.
then i had to rush to union square to go see jackass 2 with workhorse and porkchop. we got nono2 and a pro style dispenser. workhorse and i got loopy before the show and then went in and gassed during the movie. i always laughed randomly at jackass before but still found it kinda testosteroney and juvenile and not that appealing.
well i sawr it and now that i sawr it... it is one of the best movies i have ever seen. hands down. it roooled so much dudes. i had a debate with several people today about this being tooo male oriented. look. i hate labels. too confusing right now to get into butt i don't believe in male movies or chick flicks... i believe in individualism and everyone can be who they want. it is not girlie or gay of me to wear hot pants, eyeliner, or toenail polish for that matter. it is just me. i am not trying to dress less like a guy more like a girl or more like- to be continued in another blog. butt that's my stance on that shit. don't segregate and stereotype.
butt yeah. jackass. by the crowd who likes them i just usually don't hang with the blink 182 or green day crowd. i did like green day during the operation ivy stages though. butt anushow..
butt they are so far beyond what anyone is doing. a million people are like... they're humor is so us, they get it. dude. these guys are way beyond us and they get us and they allow us to comprehend them. the nonono2 made loud noises occasionally during the movie. i laughed out of my chair which hasn't happened since the naked gun.nice movie dudes. i salute you...
after. workhorse and i with purple mouths, throat, and lungs from the hippie crack went to lit to meet up with girlhattan, billy, and nnadi. good music. heard that dope song by the gorillaz. caught a glimpse again of the 20 somethings hanging out in new york. different than 10 years ago butt still hella fun. i love the stamina of the 20 somethings.
hey 20 somethings. i salute you...
on my bike ride home, i gloriously ran into momocito and the crew. katy, nena, etc. we got more loopy, momocito brought me back diazapameroni from colombia. we saw some commercials.
usually i been crashing out at 10pm and waking up at 5am due to jet lag. last night i got home and to bed at 3:30am.
nothing like a perfect new york night to get you back to a new york sleeping schedule.
new york nights are uno!
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