this guy is one of the people in the world that is ridiculously rich and deserves every penny of it. my new hero, little superstar who really goes by the name jackie chan according to peepee. i have given up on life. there is no way i can do anything better than this guy. why even try... this guy is the new... pff i don't even know. i've never seen such a phenom. everybody give up, you're not better than this guy... yeah i know i'm like 6 weeks late on this, butt suckit!
last night after work i was taking the 6 train uptown baby to union square to take a dance class. wonderfully i sawr one of my favorite peoples and tight butty gabe. he kidnapped me and took me to the brand pimps $ media whores soiree. they have a fun blog too... at least i think it's theirs...
i think the fact that i gots eggs i am on fire as of late. we went to the party and it is just so much fun to act the fool with gabe. met lots of cool people. this one guy who's going to club monaco to become the godfather, the peeps that run it, their beautiful office, the fun columbian interns... it was all fun and acting the fool is always so much fun to people that don't mind it. i had no idear who they were before, butt now i like em good.
after i was supposed to go see the defarted which is going to be great. i can't wait for him to get the oscar this time... he did one of my top three movies of all time in the history of mankind ever forever and fart.
butt i decided to go to the gym and work on my butt instead. i love one of the caretakers at the lafayette crunch now who calls me chino. he's so funny and i like calling him chino too even though he's all puerto rican and shit.
i ate some burrito at burrito-suckyucky-ville that was like a 3 out of 10 on the burritoscale, but it's nyc- no choice and i need my fix. walking home in the torrential downpour i saw some girl walk into her building on 8th street and avenue a. we made eye contact briefly and i wanted to ask her to coffee next month. are you allowed to do that? can people do that? is that just in movies? well... my hair wasn't so good, butt i was dressed fabulously. hmm... doesn't matter. i don't have the necessary balls power to actually do something like that anushow... then i found an umbrella on the street right as it started to come down in sheeeits.
walked home. met kat. we took some mother's little helpers and got loopy and watched yacht rock before we passed out after i ate prisca's food which was actually very flavorful.
dude. are my entries getting about as dry as the sahara? or is it just me...
i might have a completely unrealistic crush on someone who took over the reigns from my ex-roomie who's got a small part in an interesting new movie.
hope you're all totally swell
fart!
poogene!
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