oooooooooh LA! LA!

friday i wokeup in los angeles and mike and whit left. i woke up and met dodai , hewley, and jaime... for breakfast at my favorite breakfast spot in LA, the griddle... super beautiful people abound whilst eating egg whites and pumpkin pancakes and a debate on whether i was better looking than valderamma. after that we drove down sunset blvd all the way to the ocean to santa monica, where we took naps and watched the waves come in. they took off and i bronzed some more looking at the waves wishing i could surf 'em. i tried my 10x zoom camera pics of some girl a ways off. yes... kinda creepy i know. but her boobs did look nice and her boyfriend looked okay butt kinda dweebish. actually she didn't look that pretty either. i would post the pic, butt i think that's not right.

after that i went to melrose ave and shopped for some t-shirts and a vest was sooooo vikings ... hat night mike, whit, & i went to dinner at some mexican restaurant, the spanish kitchen where mike and i spotted for the first time ever a butt crack two digit cover by the bartender i had a crush on (crush #187 in the world poogene crush rankings) noah met up with us after and we hit the cvs where i first started practing my pirhouette and then we watched battlestar galactica where i kept on asking questions about bsg and mike kept on having to rewind his dvr because i kept on asking annoying questions. it was much fun...

saturday, we woke up and grabbed coffee and smoothies. we were gunna lie down at whit's pool where mrs. furst gave us chocolates who informed me that she is 92 and still dancing. i went to go get the chocolate bars whereupon i was hit with this stench that eroded layers of my epidermis. the chocolate became immediately unedible... then we went to adorable's dope ass house with new pool and stuff and took a dip whereupon al came by from san francisco. whit left the stenchy chocolates in adora's beautiful house in the like 87 degree weather.

we then picked up baby babs and went to los feliz for lunch at home. people say that i would live in los feliz if i lived in los angeles because i was complaining that the women of la are beautiful butt not my type, butt i love them. they said they had tattoo's and were more my type in los feliz, butt after being corrupted by west hollywood women... i dunno. god bless plastic surgery i guess.

then i had to run off to nancy's wedding at the american foreign legion. carson daly was there, jimmy kimmel was there, sarah silverman was there- i didn't recognize any of them but was informed later it was them.... in retrospect i thought sarah silverman was actually jamie gertz.




butt more importantly all these peoples from high school that i haven't seen in a lawng ass time were there and it was really really nice to see katie, catherine, mac, naomi, cindy, monica. took some genie juice and got all loopy... it was super fun talking to mr. dillon who went to the bar with me and asked me what my poison was. i said i still don't drink and then he looked at my green genie juice and said "what's that?" i just smiled and said "nothing".... ate dinner at the wedding and the food could have been the best wedding food i've ever had in my life. funny ass speeches. and then sitting down next to jeffrey bissell was a damn fun hoot. funny guy and we had fun smoking candy cigs at the table. he was really funny.

and it was really really great to see


nancy really really happy marrying rob. they seem wonderful for each other and you can just tell by looking at them that



they are going to last and last and last forever. rob seems great in every way and i am sooo happy for them. i'll even forgive her for not telling me she left new york already.

then i left with antony and olivia with gary to go to the the house party in the palisades which was a plan b to the viking bus which broke down on the previous day....

got to the party and was feeling hella frisky and fun. which was fortunate because earlier in the night i was getting tired and was feeling almost a bit too loopy to drive out there... saw mike and whit, noah, jen, roman, and sandy. super fun turning out the dance floor. one half, baby babs, whit, sandy, and i had so much fun on the dance floor while mike provided the music. epic dance floor moves including a new move where everybody slithers on the dance floor during vincent price's monologue in thriller. dream? dude- i can't believe how much we superabound.

dope party. we ended the night with sky playing guitar singing in some language and babs looking for three hours for her friend while her husband fell down about three times and then looked closely on the ground to see if he could see his wife.

got home at 5:30/4:30 because of the daylight savings and whit and i were making monster noises to the cab driver and then switched back to normal voice while giving directions. some girl was MIA for like 3 hours... call me if you need me to edit the public pics tobes.



super fun crowd just laughing awlll night long.



got home and crashed. woke up and had breakfast at basix... al and whit bolth toad me that during the night i was laughing in my sleep and in return i ate their breakfast... i loooove that! dodai stopped with jeffrey unannounced which was perfect so i could say goodbye to them. then dream and sandy stopped by. we then went to baby babs pool and lied out where roman and sandy stopped by to say bye. then whit, baby babs, and i laughed about everything. about something the way babs and tobes' mom annunciates a word, about my small penis, about hips don't lie, about everyting just laughing.

From halloween los...

next up was gary's bbq, where i was so tired butt practiced my pirohuettes, got loopy said by to antony and olivia and bye to gary. left with baby babs and said good bye to a really good times girl. went to mike and whit's where i packed and we watched something on tv.

fell asleep. i switched my empty oatmeal face wash with whit's full one that i left there last year from kiehl's.

woke up and drove my jennifer convertibles sebring back to lax with al and arrived in san francisco on monday and had to head straight to work..

tired and just need to lay down the facts tonight butt dude. 84 degrees at the beach in los angeles for an epic action slacks packed filled weekend in los angeles. thanks so much to nancy, rob, mike, whitney, baby babs, adora, dodai, hewley, jaime, sandy, al, gary, katie, olivia, antony, jeffrey, and roman for making it a super duper hella fun la weekend.

super super fun times every juan

i loved it out there. so much.

god dammit

so much fun dude.

thanks!

full set of my pics are here: mine, tobesters, slimko's